Can you tell me where my package is please?

are you on vacation and that’s why my packaged hasn’t been delivered?

no tracking information updated for 2 days now?

tell me how a package can be delivered from California to Boston in 2 days… but Cailfornia to Oregon? it is now 5 days and counting? Last time I had a problem like this you sent my package to Hawaii!

you are messing with my deadlines and there are let me count them 1, 2, 3, 4, stitched pieces in that box waiting to be delivered to The Studios of Needlepoint Now.

I don’t want anymore sleepless nights… please deliver as you promise.